Monthly cycle

I have a new monthly cycle. It's called "Falling Sick".. I have no idea why but for the past two months, I have been falling ill without fail. First it's the scratchy throat syndrome, followed by the dripping nose before finally maturing into the lets-see-how-much-force-it-takes-to-cough-your-lungs-out. Gross..

I had to go to the doctor yesterday, I really really HATE doctors. They are mean people who hide syringes and other scary metal tools under their coats and slowly advance to you smiling while thinking "Hmmm.. how should I torture you today". Kinda like that clown that hacks people into bits. Only they don't have the freakish makeup and hair. I hate doctors. Hate them!

Anyways, I was diagnosed with a cold and cough and given flu pills and cough syrup, which tastes really vile by the way. I wonder why they have to make the dratted syrup so bitter! Don't they have cough pills?? I'd rather swollow pills than cough syrup, no matter how much you drink or gargle after that, the syrup's aftertaste still lingers in your mouth! Is it suppose to remind me that I'm sick? Coz if that's the purpose of the tar-like taste then I seriously don't need it. My coughing so hard that my tonsils threaten to fly out is a good enough reminder, thank you.

I hate falling sick. When am I going to get menopause for this monthly cycle?