I went to the bakery after work today, firstly to buy bread and secondly to buy any yummyliciously fattening snack that I could have while I was watching T.V (yes I am a bum... one with an expanding bum at that...).
Anyways, I walked in, picked my tray up and peered into the little display cases searching for the treats I desired when....
I heard it....
The familiar hair-raising tune...
THAT I SO DETEST....
The weird electronica tune of the instrument which I now forget its name. The one that has that piano keyboard thingy attached to a box-like lanterny thing... you know what I'm talking about? You kinda pull the lanterny thing and play the keyboard to produce music. That instrument!
Aaah, but I digress... Back to my horror story...
Then I heard that voice. That whiny irritating voice.
Or actually voices...
"Baby, one more time..."
AARGHHHHH!!!
It was that annoying song by Jewelery!!
I froze in my tracks and glared at the speakers for causing such pain to my ears. Needless to say I grabbed the bread and just picked up a chicken pie and a pizza loaf (yes, I still had time to choose fattening treats. What can I say... I'm dedicated to my mission...) before running to the cashier, dumping the exact amount on the table and fleeing the horror scene before they started playing yet another atrocious song...
Which of course would be "So Hot" by the Wonder Girls. God, someone needs to come up with better songs. And I can't believe that Min Woo actually wrote "Baby One More Time". What was he thinking???
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