Friday, May 11, 2007

My face is the size of a laser disc...

The truth hurts...

This is MY face in comparison to that of what is considered a Korean beauty.. Is there any hope for me??

Being an avid lover of almost all things Korean, I have been reading this blog a lot lately, http://popseoul.com . I read there that the standard for beauty in the eyes of Koreans is that a girl must have a face the size of a fist or a single cd.. I think the last time I had a face that size was when I was like 6 months old...

Anyways, I was convinced that I, at most, had a face the size of maybe two cds.. until I took my passport photo last night.. I have been hit by the awful truth.. my face is the size of a laser disc.. And it doesn't help when the rest of your family tries to help out by saying "Nolah! Not that big yet la! Maybe a bit only la, but not that bad la!"

Like, wth??? What on earth does that sentence mean? Can anyone make any sense out of it? Coz I sure can't... But I shall not lie to myself anymore when the truth is glaring right straight at me.. I have a face the size of a laser disc... So until I manage to reduce my face to the size it was when I was just born, I'll just have to bury all hopes of snagging my hot Korean boyfriend.. Hai...

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